In case you were wondering why I am like this . . : You could sit through that boring ass movie, but you can’t do 45 seconds of google image research?

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The books I read, and the things you said, and the fruits I was fed bred the thoughts in my head. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <a href="http://www.formspring.me//TwiggieSmalls">http://www.formspring.me//TwiggieSmalls</a> Want to see the Tumblog documenting my unhealthy obsession with painting curse words and little penises on my fingernails? It's over here: Pretty Fucking Fancy Nails

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December 24, 2011 12 notes

You could sit through that boring ass movie, but you can’t do 45 seconds of google image research?

A person: Roller derby? I loved Whip It.

Me:

Person: I want to do roller derby really bad! I don’t know how to skate yet and I don’t know the rules yet, but I’m just like Ellen Page’s character! I can tell I would totally fall in love with it!

Me:

Person: And I’ve already got the coolest name picked out! [cute, but already done-to-death play on young adult novel protagonist and/or something utilizing “von” with a gorey adjective]

Me:

Person: I put up a lot of roller derby pictures on Tumblr. You know, pictures of roller derby players wearing roller derby gear while engaging in roller derby. Here is an example: