Roller derby helmet. Can’t wait until I can have my Derby name on it too!
Need one of these; stat.
We have to go back to the
island Pacific Northwest
you can eat my dick.
In related news: Any dude who interrupts my girls’ night out to inform me that he and his buddies across the bar have been speculating about the sexual dynamic between my friend and me will be rewarded with the revelation that, “I’m not fucking her, but I AM on my period right now and I am freebleeding the shit out of it!”