If you are a dude and you want to step to my facebook wall with a frowny face when we’re talking about diva cups and vaginas and lady moon times,
you can eat my dick.
In related news: Any dude who interrupts my girls’ night out to inform me that he and his buddies across the bar have been speculating about the sexual dynamic between my friend and me will be rewarded with the revelation that, “I’m not fucking her, but I AM on my period right now and I am freebleeding the shit out of it!”
Your hits were so clean.
Your apex jump blew my mind.
You cracked me up on the jam line.
You ricocheted off a hit then crashed into me then spent half the game shrieking about how I “punched” you in the eye and I wish to sweet jesus I HAD.
You had such quick transitions.
You have the best boutfit.
I still can’t get over how adorable the Seattle Derby Brats are. They are ages 8-12 and play positional blocking roller derby. You can see all the photos from the Rat City Roller Girls season 9 opener here: http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Photos-Rat-City-Roller-Girls-season-opener-187679801.html?tab=gallery&c=y&img=14
Wittow derby beebeez.
Follow up question: I’ve been using a mix of 88a’s and 95a’s for years. Is it dumb to want to try all 95’s?