January 2012
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When male derby players feel oppressed by a...
Now, where on my gender equality priority list should I put “abolish that hateful, sexist term, ‘merby’”?
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Had a customer today who had YAKI and SOBA...
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You might consider softening up your style when ....
One of the barbers from the shop next door says, “We were just talking about you in the shop. We really, really want to cut your hair! We were talking about giving you, like, a mid-century businessman’s cut with a hard side part and lots of pomade. You should let us do it!”
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Derby name for a very dainty girl:
Sit N. Spinderella
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How many times can I say, "I'd wear that in a...
Answer: Every time. Every single time.
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I had to delete and redo my previous post because you could see my other tabs in my screenshot. And those tabs were “Jumbaco commercial,” “Chris Trousdale Wikipedia,” and “How To Screenshot.”
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What would be the most ridiculous thing to get tattooed on my inner lip?
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I asked my tattoo artist what he would name the “new tribal tattoo,” meaning what is the tattoo trend that everyone is mindlessly getting and thinking is totally unique and is going to be completely embarrassing in a few years. He said it’s probably “epic quote” tattoos. Like, several lines of text from a book, poem, or song that seems so deep. Just something to think...
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Cracker, what?
When you’re having a nice enough dinner with your partner’s coworkers and one of them states very loudly, “Not that black people can’t swim, but the fact is most of them are afraid of water.” And while you look around, terrified that someone heard, trying to scrape together a response, the guy loudly contends his point with, “It’s not racist! I lived...
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December 2011
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“I’m not really one for “follow your heart” sentiments, but I...”
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You could sit through that boring ass movie, but...
A person: Roller derby? I loved Whip It.
Me:
Person: I want to do roller derby really bad! I don’t know how to skate yet and I don’t know the rules yet, but I’m just like Ellen Page’s character! I can tell I would totally fall in love with it!
Me:
Person: And I’ve already got the coolest name picked out! [cute, but already done-to-death play on young adult novel...
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Reblog if your ass is fantastic
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FUCK YOU, AMERICAN PIPPLE. . . I WILL GO TO YOUR... →
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Highlights of Watch the Throne:
Kanye wearing a leather kilt and leggings.
Kanye wearing a denim jacket and a flannel tied around his waist.
Kanye having a temper tantrum because someone threw a business card on stage. He threatened to kick out a whole section of people (in $800 seats) if the perpetrator didn’t identify him/herself. He yelled about how he was risking his life for this by...
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Tonight I just feel like loling at fat Lee...
tamanegisensei:
seriously how low budget was the fat suit department lol.
GUYS. GUYS. SERIOUSLY. GUYS. I just started season 3, and fat Apollo is lit-ruh-lee my favorite thing of allllll time.
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My boyfriend surprised me with an early Christmas present: London Butter Cheeky Chops, Blagger, and Come to Bed Red. There is something special about a dude who buys you $15 nail polish.
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Hey guys.
Is there another term for when a skate wheel forcefully penetrates your butthole? One that doesn’t use the rape word?