When male derby players feel oppressed by a culture in which they are the minority so they embark on a nonstop crusade to educate everyone about the lack of respect they get and the way their gender is marginalized and disrespected by the people who hold the power in this culture (you know, women).

Now, where on my gender equality priority list should I put “abolish that hateful, sexist term, ‘merby’”?

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Had a customer today who had YAKI and SOBA tattooed on her knuckles.
You might consider softening up your style when …

One of the barbers from the shop next door says, “We were just talking about you in the shop. We really, really want to cut your hair! We were talking about giving you, like, a mid-century businessman’s cut with a hard side part and lots of pomade. You should let us do it!”

Derby name for a very dainty girl:

Sit N. Spinderella

My boyfriend’s Grandma knows how to use Facebook.

My boyfriend’s Grandma knows how to use Facebook.

derbymusings: most unlikely thing to happen in a derby huddle?

derbymusings:

most unlikely thing to happen in a derby huddle?

whydoihaveablog:

I first saw the Lil Wayne Documentary months ago, but for some reason I woke up from my nap thinking about how he spilt his drink during one sit down interview and I’ve been obsessed with it for 4 hours now. 

I really like his reaction to spilling a drink. He’s so real, u guyz. 

I’m mostly ambivalent towards Lil Wayne, but this made me awwww.

(via rollerderbyandotherromances)

While I’m certainly not complaining about being one of the more heavily photographed players on my league, I do wish I would see my name spelled correctly more often. Oh well. Same basic idea. UPDATE: Our bout has been cancelled due to power outages and unsafe driving conditions brought on by the snow/ice/shit storm.

While I’m certainly not complaining about being one of the more heavily photographed players on my league, I do wish I would see my name spelled correctly more often. Oh well. Same basic idea.

UPDATE: Our bout has been cancelled due to power outages and unsafe driving conditions brought on by the snow/ice/shit storm.

The Tacoma-Seattle area experienced a freak snow storm this week and it has turned my dog into a crazy person. She’s normally kind of a couch potato who is very relaxed when we go outside, but in the snow she just loses her shit and bounces all over the place. I thought she was going to kill herself when she tipped over that ledge, but she just plopped into a drift and kept going. She’s such an idiot. I love her.

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